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02/25/2003 Archived Entry: ""Gossip Folks""

"Be consistent. Be consistent. Be consistent."

Last week, I had a nice chat session with a former high school classmate. We frantically IMmed each other about the misfortunes of people whom we knew in the past. In this particular case, the scrutiny revolved around a few loosers from high school. Apparently, some people have gotten a jump start on making names for themselves. The word on the street ... internet (thank you AIM!) is this: Looser A is supposedly considering a faux penis implant/addition/whatever to enhance the vibrance of her relationship with her g.f., while Looser B is celebrating the news of a future marriage to one of the few most notorious male scallies (properly pronounced skal-leez; laymen's term translation: ho, furthermore pronouned HO, further emphasized translation: seems arbitrary, no?) in the downtown Charleston area. As trashy and low class as it seems, it is somewhat amusing that such baggage can manifest itself over 16.5 hours away to a whole 'nother tar pickin' state.

I swear, gossip is most enjoyable when you, yourself, are so far removed from it, that it matters not who is the topic of the day. Otherwise, we could care less which 13 year old friend of a friend of a classmate of a cousin's sister is pregnant. Seriously, that yin-yang is total b.s. when you have your own worries to cater to. So long story short, just hearing from someone familiar, albeit about someone else, always brightens my day.

Replies: Word Up.

Hee, then I have some gossip for you! Shawna cheated on me again! And then she dumped me so she could f*ck Erin, Chrissy-T's new girlfriend who C-T was in love with.

HO!

Needless to say, C-T and I moved the hell out on that skank ass whore :)

Posted by Kris @ 02/26/2003 06:40 AM EST