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11/23/2002 Archived Entry: "Whack It"

Entry of Interest/Humor:

Thanks Quentin.

Masturbate for Peace: Using Masturbation to End War

Don't flaunt your power--prune your flower
Peace is right, grip it tight
My pussy doesn't meow, it roars -- for peace.
For peace to work, you need to jerk
War is heinous, thumb your anus
Attack your crack, not Iraq!
You Can't Beat Off with Nuclear Arms
War is Mean, Flick Your Bean
War is wrong. Whack your schlong.
My 'friendly fire' harms no-one
Semen cleans off of hands easier than blood
Palms Not Bombs
I'm going blind for Mankind
War is silly, whack your willy
Think globally, whack locally
(Don't smitten, kill a kitten.)

Take a Whack, Don't Attack Iraq.

Replies: 3 Points Taken.

Hmmm, not what I was expecting when I logged on today, but whatever!

Posted by Beth @ 12/05/2002 04:21 PM EST

Hey Girl!

Yeah...Thanksgiving was a blast up here in Newton, Massachusettes (sumthen tellz me I speld that rong).
Dined with my high school teacher's family and extended friends in Swampscott, about 45 minutes away. It was highly entertaining, to say the least. I really enjoyed it.
I'd have to say, I feel less awkward now about being away from the dormitory than I did while traveling on the Greyhound.

Posted by Skidkid @ 11/29/2002 10:31 PM EST

lol, that's funny - reminds me of the Semisonic song "Get a Grip".
Have a nice Tgiving!

Posted by Alaina @ 11/26/2002 02:30 AM EST